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Hey there, Homie. Let me introduce you to "The Lumber Jack" Beard balm & oil. This unique scent profile is the perfect combination of sweet and savory. Top notes of juicy apples will have you feeling like you just plucked one from the orchard. Middle notes of sage will add a touch of earthy sophistication, not like you need it but it's nice anyways. And finally, hints of bourbon and musk will give you that "I just came back from cutting down a F*CKING Tree!" aroma. Wear it with pride, Just don't blame us when the bears start chasing you for a cuddle! I know we'll want to cuddle you!
In case you wanted to know: All of our Beard Balms & Oils are formulated to kick the F*ckin shit out of a dry, itchy, Dull and Lifeless Beard! That's why they're packed with the good Shit: Naturally Refined Shea Butter, the ultimate in moisturizing; 100% Pure White Beeswax, obviously the gold standard for shaping and hold; and our blend of 9 nutrient-rich oils to promote hair growth and health.
Do you want to know what all 'dem F*ckers are and what they do? That's cool, we got you!
In our perfect blend of 9 essential oils you'll find:
We've have (1) virgin argan oil for a boost of vitamins and antioxidants, (2) pure jojoba oil to balance the natural oils in your hair and skin, and (3) vitamin E to promote healthy growth. (4) Almond oil for a strong and healthy beard, (5) apricot kernel oil for frizz-free taming, and (6) avocado oil for deep nourishment. (7) Pumpkin seed oil for a dose of zinc, (8) hempseed oil for omega-3 and omega-6 fatty acids, and (9) grapeseed oil to regulate sebum production. So yes, you just found your Golden Ticket to beard heaven, packed with all the essential vitamins and minerals your beard will to thrive and look its best! So, what are you waiting for add this Balm to your cart and take your beard to the next level!
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