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Listen up, F*ckers... here's the low down - "The Carpenter" Beard Oil - it's like a trip to the forest, but better! You'll get a big ol' sniff of sweet, juicy pear that will make some "things" water. Then you'll get a nice breath of fresh woods like redwood, cedar and sandalwood that will make you feel like you're out in the bush, like the outback, not the bush you're thinking of... you perve! Don't worry, we ain't leaving you out in the wilderness, we added a little touch of vanilla and cinnamon so you can smell like a warm and cozy cabin. This scent will be sure to leave you smellin' like a man who really knows how to handle his wood!
In case you wanted to know: All of our Beard Oils are formulated to kick the F*ckin shit out of a Dry, Flakey and Itchy Beard! That's why they're packed with the good Shit: our perfect blend of 9 nutrient-rich oils to promote hair growth and health.
Do you want to know what all 'dem F*ckers are and what they do? That's cool, we got you!
In our perfect blend of 9 essential oils you'll find:
We've have (1) virgin argan oil for a boost of vitamins and antioxidants, (2) pure jojoba oil to balance the natural oils in your hair and skin, and (3) vitamin E to promote healthy growth. (4) Almond oil for a strong and healthy beard, (5) apricot kernel oil for frizz-free taming, and (6) avocado oil for deep nourishment. (7) Pumpkin seed oil for a dose of zinc, (8) hempseed oil for omega-3 and omega-6 fatty acids, and (9) grapeseed oil to regulate sebum production. So yes, you just found your Golden Ticket to beard heaven, packed with all the essential vitamins and minerals your beard will to thrive and look its best! So, what are you waiting for add this Balm to your cart and take your beard to the next level!
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