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Just because you enjoy the "F" word, doesn't mean you aren't professional as F*ck, am I right?!?! Introducing "The Professional" Beard Oil. This beard oil is the definition of sophistication, with notes of mysterious musk, refined sandalwood, and a hint of amber. Making it perfect for a night out on the town or impressing your boss in a business meeting. The moment you use this oil, you'll be instantly transported to a world of luxury and class. Like Ron Burgundy, this scent will make sure that you leave a lasting impression. So go ahead, add this oil to your cart and put on that power suit! You glorious bastard, you!
In case you wanted to know: All of our Beard Oils are formulated to kick the F*ckin shit out of a Dry, Flakey and Itchy Beard! That's why they're packed with the good Shit: our perfect blend of 9 nutrient-rich oils to promote hair growth and health.
Do you want to know what all 'dem F*ckers are and what they do? That's cool, we got you!
In our perfect blend of 9 essential oils you'll find:
We've have (1) virgin argan oil for a boost of vitamins and antioxidants, (2) pure jojoba oil to balance the natural oils in your hair and skin, and (3) vitamin E to promote healthy growth. (4) Almond oil for a strong and healthy beard, (5) apricot kernel oil for frizz-free taming, and (6) avocado oil for deep nourishment. (7) Pumpkin seed oil for a dose of zinc, (8) hempseed oil for omega-3 and omega-6 fatty acids, and (9) grapeseed oil to regulate sebum production. So yes, you just found your Golden Ticket to beard heaven, packed with all the essential vitamins and minerals your beard will to thrive and look its best! So, what are you waiting for add this Balm to your cart and take your beard to the next level!
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