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My friend, you just found what you were F*ckin looking for! Our "Furry Hippy" Beard Balm will make you feel as if you're living on the hippie commune of your dreams! This Balm features a succulent blend of Lavender, Citrus, and Distilled Pimento Racemosa Leaves. The lavender will remind you of the moments you shared with that girl named Flower the night before. The Citrus will provide a refreshing yet invigorating touch, all while the distilled Pimento Racemosa Leaves adding that much needed EXOTIC touch! One thing is for sure, if you're wanting to keep your "Group" activities to a minimum. This scent isn't for you. However, if you're feeling adventurous - add this balm to your cart and begin counting your "Flower power 😉" blessings as they come!
In case you wanted to know: All of our Beard Balms are formulated to kick the F*ckin shit out of a Dull and Lifeless Beard! That's why they're packed with the good Shit: Naturally Refined Shea Butter, the ultimate in moisturizing; 100% Pure White Beeswax, obviously the gold standard for shaping and hold; and our blend of 9 nutrient-rich oils to promote hair growth and health.
What you'll find in our perfect blend of 9 essential oils:
We've have (1) virgin argan oil for a boost of vitamins and antioxidants, (2) pure jojoba oil to balance the natural oils in your hair and skin, and (3) vitamin E to promote healthy growth. (4) Almond oil for a strong and healthy beard, (5) apricot kernel oil for frizz-free taming, and (6) avocado oil for deep nourishment. (7) Pumpkin seed oil for a dose of zinc, (8) hempseed oil for omega-3 and omega-6 fatty acids, and (9) grapeseed oil to regulate sebum production. So yes, you just found your Golden Ticket to beard heaven, packed with all the essential vitamins and minerals your beard will to thrive and look its best! So, what are you waiting for add this Balm to your cart and take your beard to the next level!
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